Get to the Choppa

11/17/2010


I suddenly appeared at a carnival, but my internal narrator informed me it was Disneyland. I noticed attractions and rides scattered about and a crowd that was gathered in the middle of the street. I pushed my way through the mob only to discover a man giving a product demonstration. He announced, “I will need a volunteer” and he chose me, despite not raising my hand. The product was a new type of adhesive that could mend any material and seemed to have the consistency and texture as wood…in a liquid form! He asked me to take off my clothes which felt quite awkward with all these people staring at me. While nude, I was asked to use the adhesive to fix a broken reptile aquarium tree made of driftwood. I suddenly felt this icy wind upon me, and I suddenly warped into this large warehouse full of various hardware. I noticed I was still unclothed. An employee told me, “as a token of our thanks, we want you to have this”. He handed me various types of glue and drill bits as my ‘gifts’. I then sprinted outside and found the product demonstration and crowd present…along with a pile of my clothes. I quickly got dressed and noticed that there were bonfires and tailgate parties all over the park. I wandered through the park and got in line for one of the rides. Once I made it up the stairs, I discovered a giant platform and a helicopter present! I jumped in and suddenly knew how to fly. A few people sat down in the back and we took off. In the distance, I saw a helipad, landed on it , and got out with the rest of the people. The next person in line then jumped in the cockpit and along with several others in the back to return the helicopter to the previous launch area. I then awoke.