Board Warp

9/17/10

I appeared to be at Chabot College, walking down one of the main wings, and noticed the classrooms were dark and empty. I decided to enter a classroom, but I don’t recall actually walking inside it, I suddenly warped into a chair. There were other students present and an instructor lecturing the class. As the instructor wrote strange symbols on the board, they converged to form a portal, which sucked me in. I was a dog, running through tall, thick green grass in a large front yard near an old cottage. Running never felt so good, it was simply exhilarating. I noticed a small stream nearby with a large tree containing a tire attached to a rope, hanging from a branch. As I ran near the tire, I warped back into my seat in the classroom. I noticed that classmates were giggling while eating chocolate bars. As the instructor began to draw more strange symbols on the board, another portal opened up and sucked me in. I found myself walking along of what seemed like the corridors of the USS Enterprise. The little gremlins from the original Castlevania game were chewing on the panel wiring and making a mess. Despite the corridors appearing to be realistic, the gremlins were made of sprites like in the game. I warped back to the classroom again and the instructor said “It’s test time”. He passed out an incomprehensible sheet of paper that contained the same characters as a Predator’s wrist gauntlet-bomb. I don’t recall filling out any answers and handed it back to the instructor. “You failed”, he said with a scoff. He then morphed into my high school programming teacher and said, “You’re going to be repeating this next semester” then I awoke.