Vagrants, Revolvers, and Wolf-People Oh My!

9/29/2010

I found myself riding a bike near the local post office from my childhood. I recall the weather was rather gloomy, muted greys. I noticed this dirty rag man was shouting at pedestrians, demanding money from them. My vision suddenly zoomed in on the situation....he had a holstered revolver on his hip. This was alarming so I hastily peddled the opposite direction. He sprinted after me with the same running style as the Looney Tunes Road Runner. I suddenly had a small pocketknife on me and just as I was ready to strike him with it, he suddenly appeared on a bicycle. He hit a rock in the road and stumbled off his bike, performing cartwheels and somersaults. I ran over and grabbed him by the shirt…and simultaneously teleported to my parent’s house. I appeared in their bathroom, still holding him by the shirt. I involuntarily undressed him and laid him out on his back in the doorway. I slammed the door on him multiple times. He made no sounds nor moved, it was as if he was some sort of puppet. I took his revolver into my parent’s room and opened the cylinder; several smaller cylinders popped out at once. While I tried to figure out what it meant, I heard a sound and turned around. He was standing before me, still unclothed, and asked, “Can I please have my revolver back?”. I attempted to disassemble the revolver as if it were comprised of LEGOS, and handed him back this little pile of metallic rubble. Suddenly, a pistol appeared on my mom’s nightstand so I grabbed it and pointed it at him. “Get the fuck out”, I fiercely said. I suddenly teleported to this arid landscape, reminiscent of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. These wolf/human hybrid people appeared before me with strange features; they had mangled paperclips in place of fingernails, and their feet looked exactly like the vampires in The Lost Boys during the underground cavern scene. These wolf people fought in a giant pit; spectators surrounded it on all sides waving giant monetary notes..larger than dollar bills. The fighters inside the pit morphed into giant monsters via a very well done stop motion animation style. Before the fighting could continue, we all warped to this seafood buffet restaurant, consumed a meal, chatted, then I woke up (this all happened to last about 5 seconds in dream-time).