Dough Face

8/20/10

I was on some playground near a set of swings and a merry-go-round. This strange looking women approached me. Her face was oddly formed, similar to the warped visage of the ringwraiths when Frodo wore the ring. She threw me to the ground and stuck bobby pins in my eyes yet this did not affect my vision. I struggled to get away and ended up warping to an old fashioned pizza parlor. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at me with faces filled with anguish. I suddenly had the ability to levitate and slowly hovered over the angry crowd, out of their reach. I warped yet again and found myself  banging this chick on a love seat. For a brief moment, it felt like a movie instead. The camera (my vision) zoomed close to her lips; she opened them and said in a soft voice, “All ready”. I rammed her again several times then her face morphed into the scary women from the playground. I noticed that we were both fully clothed. She attempted to put me in a headlock but then I awoke.